Like all good boners (and stories), this beaut must cum to an end. But is it the end for Sandor and Sansa? What about Brienne and Jaime? Arya and Gendry? Tune into this glorious finale for surprises, sisterhood, and spilled tea.

Rise and grind, y'all! It's the big morning after the big O and we see where all of our fav characters ended up and who they ended up with. Wink.

THIS EPISODE IS SEX ON WHEELS. Who let the dogs out? THE HOUND. And by dogs we mean orgasms. Okay, we are clearly still too #swordsup to make any sense but TRUST: SanSan is getting sexy sexy and we are here. for. it.

Sandor and Sansa are up in her bedroom and you know what's gonna happen next: PRAYER SESH. Wait, what? Exactly our and Sandor's thoughts. See if things go from on your knees to, *on your knees* (hint: they do).

Sandor has to win the squad over before he can be Sansa's rebound and that includes late night food, Nic Cage films, and a house full of women.

Is Sansa a pickup artist? Because girl's got GAME. Will Sansa's flirtations (and confessions) with the tall, mysterious stranger at the bar result in them leaving the bar together? LISTEN AND FIND OUT!

Rebound? More like ReHOUND! Wink. This episode has it all: booze, boys, bars, and the appearance of not 1 but THREE new characters into the sexy mix. Bonus: Arya saves the day per usual.

Get a load of this: 7 girlfriends, one bonfire, a ton of booze, and a vendetta against a fuckboi. It's modern day but with all of your favorite Game of Thrones ladies and they're about to head to a bar to wreak some havoc and mend Sansa's broken heart with a rebound bloke.

Ships and boners AHOY! Although most of this motion happens on dry land, this finale is WET and wild. We get another glorious cameo plus window steaming, arse squeezing, and battle-worthy screaming.

We’ve got rafts, we’ve got a shaft, we’ve got more honk if you’re horny jokes, AND WE HAVE A SPECIAL CAMEO. It’s getting steamy up in here and in a famous car window.

Looks like this ship is about to set sail and would you believe it if we told you ship-shaped pasties are involved in the foreplay? BELIEVE IT.

All hands on dick, we mean deck. Maybe both? See what happens when Jaime and Brienne do a dry run of the Titanic exhibit and start to turn it into a wet run. (What? Just go with it.)